Some Unhelpful Thoughts

A month or so back, me and my sister were able to convince our parents to let us buy a kitten. Somehow, we managed to find the most nervous kitten of all time. Anyway, with some effort on our side, we have somewhat socialised her, and I have fallen so utterly in love with her, it's almost funny.

Anyway, she has a game which is particularly enjoys. It goes thus:

She looks at my lap. She thinks to herself, "Well, thats a big lap. Why am I not on it?" So she climbs onto my lap. She sits there for a while, all content to bask in my love.

And then something scares her, and she goes flying off my lap, taking chunks of my leg attached to her claws with her.

Repeat.

But as I said, I adore her.

There, a post completly about my cat. How pleased you must be!