Some Unhelpful Thoughts

Anyone read in the news about the man who found what he believed to be a brass cup? He kept it under his bed in a shoe box, apart from when he took it out to occasionally use it as air rifle target practice. Turns out that it was worth about half a million pounds.

I am currently cleaning out my bedroom closet. So far, no golden cups, but I have found:

A snare drum
A puppet
A tent
Some old K-Nex toys
A beaded curtain
Far too many beanie babies (I think they've been mating)
And what appears to be a cocktail dress.

Along with an assortment of other bits and bobs.

I'm now covered head to foot in dust, and have to tidy up the mess I made around my closet while attempting to clean up inside it.