Some Unhelpful Thoughts

I think I hate womens magazines. They all seem to be written for the type of woman that I am not. All about fashion, sex, and Amy Winehouse. Where are the womens magazines for geeks? The ones that complain about how the girls DS is pink? About how stupidly frail female characters look in World Of Warcraft? That's what I want to know.

Anyway. I have started a new Creative Writing course, and one of my homework assignments is to write down a snippet of conversation that I overhear. Now this is all very well and good, but it makes me feel like a creepy stalker on a bus. All writers should be given a badge that says that they're allowed to listen in on people's conversation, for inspirational purposes.

How pretentious is it that I just inferred that I was a writer?

And on one more unhelpful note, a wasp had just flown into my bedroom, so I'm going to run around like a headless chicken for a bit until it leaves.